Nude Beach in Norway: Will Axe Man Be taking it All Off?

Axe Man doesn't mind baring it all, no matter what the weather!

Norway! River music http://bit.ly/rp97C, nude beach http://bit.ly/MWhvW, private isle http://bit.ly/3Q68w2 by @SophieR @timchester @kimmance

Tempest found this advert on Twitter, Dahlings, and thought that perhaps a nice Norwegian vacation would be just the thing for the winter doldrums. Then she recalled that Norway is colder than a well-digger's ass, but probably not colder than Axe Man's ass. Death Cheese will be playing the Black Death Days festival in Axe Man's home town of Plaugen, Norway. Tempest decided to forego taking it all off on the nude beach, however, as last time she was so foolish she not only froze her nether regions but was mistaken for a beached whale and thrown back in the ocean!

CROSS POSTED TO RATTLING BONES UNDEAD MUSICIAN MAGAZINE

Tempest in the Garden

Here I am in the garden behind the Netherworld Hotel with Lafayette the Cat, Dahlings. I am avoiding the well because I hear that there are dreadful things which live in it, like the horrible cat boy-girl-thing, and maybe Samara,* though I understand that she and Freddy Krueger are pretty happy together down on Cuzzin Hildy-Bob's farm these days. There truly is someone for everyone, and maybe that is not a good thing. 

The power is probably out again and that is why I'm carrying a candle. I do hope that Mr. Lovecraft--or perhaps Lord Iffy--will come by and protect me from that beastly Axe Man, better known as the Norwegian Nympho.

Kisses,
Tempest

*please note that the Netherworld Samara is not an evil child of nine or ten. She's an evil young woman of indeterminate age but old enough to no longer be jail bait.

The LeTrope Legacy: Glorious, or Embarrassing

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Spent most of the night on Ancestry.com (thanks to Jackie) Traced my maternal lineage back to Swedish royalty in the 300's.
Oh how the mighty have fallen! What would old King Egil say to know that one of his descendants has been lowered to living in the infamous Netherworld Hotel?
I was also related to one king known as Eystein "the Fart." I shit you not! Isn't that a gas? I wonder if he was any relation to Axe Man. Which would make me a relation to Axe Man.
Oh, Dahlings, I fear I am going to swoon!