What I saw when I walked into Dr. Fraud's office
Dahlings, I know that Dr. Fraud claims to be the father of Brainular Knowledge, but I am shocked by this new therapy of his! When I walked into his office for my psychotherapy appointment yesterday, he was not quite done with his previous session and I interrupted him. I certainly wish I had never seen that appalling sight! I hope he doesn't think that I will agree to such treatment, because I would sooner get genetic counseling from Dr. Schitz than allow Dr. Fraud to slap my buttocks for an hour!
